As I sat on the bus minding my own business, an old woman walked by reeking of body odor and rotten kimchi. I had my head turned slightly to make use of the fresh(er) air beside me, when out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of a tiny black speck fall onto my beige pants. I looked down, tried to poke it, and it immediately jumped to my other leg. It happily jumped from one limb to the next until I finally managed to grab it and get a closer look. As I suspected, it was a flea. The old woman behind me was covered in fleas. What a perfect start to the week…
Happy Monday everyone!
- Ken
eeeek! I'm scratching already! Michael called and said that Sarah and Nikka had lice and they all slept together with Krystal at Easter, but she's OK. I just keep scratching and scratching...Just the thought.
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